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So let me tell you about a cartoon

It has a chubby kid as a main character. His father doesn’t really fully understand him but usually has his best interests at heart. The dad plays guitar and relishes the glory days of his past a lot and sometimes washes cars.

The kid is into video games and snacks and music. You know, normal kid stuff. But he also wants to prove himself and really unlock his potential.

Also featured is a strong stoic type who a lot of the other characters rely on. A strange, sloppy character with gross habits and a tragic past. A very paranoid character who is very into conspiracy theories and gets in the way a couple times throughout the series.

Eventually a family moves to town, and our main character meets Connie. A smart and capable girl whose family moves around a lot. They quickly become best friends and maybe even romantic interests, despite Connie’s strict parents who while tolerating the main character’s family and associated parties, kind of distrust them for a while.

But yeah it’s called—what? You’ve heard of it? Huh? No. It’s not that. I’m talking about…

*King of the Hill theme starts playing*