Silver Tongue

officialkirstenmcduffie:

spocksquad:

I was in a comic book store tossing up between two Captain America comics, when a neck beard came up to me and asked “first comic? no clue obviously” and I instinctually replied “first time speaking to a girl? no clue obviously”

I’m gonna work at it until this is my instinctual reply to this shit.

The sad thing is that if if a girl responds with intimate knowledge of the comics she’s buying, having to prove that she likes comic, the guy would end up mistaking that for flirting and then complain that she “led him on” after she turns him down.

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