Silver Tongue

equius:

alegendturnedtodust:

equius:

tbh i don’t understand why letting your son play with barbies will ‘turn him gay’ bcuz you’re literally letting him play with an overly-sexy female doll where he can take her clothes off and touch her boobs

yep

that’s so gay

in related news my grandma thought I was a lesbian when I was like 2 bc I didn’t play with dolls

straight people are so weird

I have no idea what you people are talking about. The best way to prevent your son from being gay is letting him lay with manly toys like heman or somehting. I mean look at this

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Look at how hetero it would be for your son to play with this.

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