Dad You may have schizophrenia

Relatives in the medical field You may have schizophrenia

Psychiatrist You may have schizophrenia

Doctor You have schizophrenia, here’s some medicine for you.

Me I have schizophrenia

Mom No you’re just making it up. This ‘hallucination’ is a figment of your imagination. You need to grow up and start realizing that this is all in your head. It’s easy to control what’s in your head. This is a minor problem and you’re just making it a huge deal. Just eat healthy, sleep early and it'll all disappear. You don't need that medication, stop being so overly dramatic.