matthewsagan:

People often tell girls, “Guys won’t buy the cow if they can get the milk for free.” Of course, if someone views you as a farm animal and marriage as you being purchased and your vagina as a dairy product they probably aren’t the best person to be taking advice from in the first place. 

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    This, and also my mom always said why should a woman buy an entire pig if all she wants is some sausage.
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    SAID MY MALE RELIGION TEACHER TO A CLASS ENTIRELY OF HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS
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