umbreeunix:

killmygalaxy:

thisgirlsgreatperhaps:

markiplier: (in hospital) Ugh I’m sorry you guys I’m in the hospital so I can’t upload anything new I’m sorry gah
Markiplier: (Being held hostage) I’m really sorry you guys but the police negotiators aren’t making any progress, I might only have one video upload tonight
Markiplier: (Leg caught in bear trap) You guys probably hate me by now I’m so sorry augh but it’s going to take me a few hours to saw through the bone with my rusty pocketknife so my video will be late
Markiplier: (Decapitated) FFS HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO UPLOAD THE NEW FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S VIDEO NOW THE INTERNET IS GOING TO HATE ME AUGH I DON’T DESERVE MY FANS

*SLAMS TABLE* WHERE IS THE LIE

MARKIPLIER STOP APOLOGIZING FOR THESE THINGS
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YOU DON’T NEED TO BE SORRY

Mark is a perfect sweetroll too pure for this world.
But he needs to understand that his fans care more about his health than his uploads.
Because he’s an awesome person.