So I turn on my fan right?

I lay down in bed and get all snuggled in with my laptop and drawing tablet.

I hear the most gentlest little ‘plop’ sound and don’t think much of it.

Next thing I know a scorpion the size of a baseball is crawling over my hand and onto my keyboard.

Needless to say I nearly broke my laptop by shoving it off of me and went into the bathroom to pick up some scissors.

I gently wedged that creature inbetween them and threw him out my window.

Cuz.

I like scorpions.