D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes
mindchildofmadness submits:
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
(Source)
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
enderthevulpix liked this
thispageisahorcrux liked this
monica-tailor liked this
emo-stray-dogs liked this newtypeshadow reblogged this from optimysticals
newtypeshadow liked this
nocureforbeing reblogged this from twistedviper
a-smol-potato liked this
maybeasunflower reblogged this from skrytch
azerlinsblog liked this
skrytch reblogged this from skrytch failuurre liked this
noworneverphantom reblogged this from afloatingjay
afloatingjay reblogged this from ihititwithmyaxe
afloatingjay liked this crazyturtletree-ghosttown liked this
bookwyrmknits reblogged this from twistedviper and added:
This is never not funny.
h0bbitish liked this
yourbun37 liked this blackjack-15 reblogged this from spyscrapper
thekyuusanna reblogged this from spyscrapper
aureatecunning liked this xephtastic liked this
kittymango liked this
mysterious-cuchulainn-x liked this
thekidthesuperkid liked this
spyscrapper reblogged this from spacemomnephmoreau
spyscrapper liked this
spacemomnephmoreau reblogged this from starrschaos ch3353p14nt liked this
alice-skiouros liked this
sokeh reblogged this from ihititwithmyaxe
horrifiedanomaly liked this
horrifiedanomaly reblogged this from my-neuroglia
that1randomname reblogged this from fauxybuisness
monomi-san reblogged this from old-desert old-desert reblogged this from fauxybuisness
fauxybuisness reblogged this from howdoistormspirit
fauxybuisness liked this
rapatoff liked this
corruptionpoints posted this
- Show more notes
