Silver Tongue
So today, I was talking to my best friend (who is a lesbian) and this happened...
*at lunch during work*
Best Friend: *sits quietly and eats fast*
Me: You alright? You're eating fast and quietly.
Best Friend: I'm fine. I've been craving potato chips all day so this is good, I guess.
Me: Period?
Best Friend: You know it.
*guy from table behind us turns around*
Guy: Wait, hold up. You're on your period?
Best Friend: Gee, why won't you say that a little louder?
Guy: I'm confused.
Me: Why is that so confusing?
Guy: I thought you were gay!
Best Friend: ...I am.
Guy: But you're on your period!
*both of us stares at him*
Best Friend: What the bloody hell are you talking about?
Guy: I thought girls can determine their sexuality by knowing if they have their periods or not. If she doesn't, she's gay.
*long silence*
Me: I've officially lost faith in humanity.
Reblogged 8 years ago from deep-sea-prince (Originally from hohslop)
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