*at lunch during work*

Best Friend *sits quietly and eats fast*

Me You alright? You're eating fast and quietly.

Best Friend I'm fine. I've been craving potato chips all day so this is good, I guess.

Me Period?

Best Friend You know it.

*guy from table behind us turns around*

Guy Wait, hold up. You're on your period?

Best Friend Gee, why won't you say that a little louder?

Guy I'm confused.

Me Why is that so confusing?

Guy I thought you were gay!

Best Friend ...I am.

Guy But you're on your period!

*both of us stares at him*

Best Friend What the bloody hell are you talking about?

Guy I thought girls can determine their sexuality by knowing if they have their periods or not. If she doesn't, she's gay.

*long silence*

Me I've officially lost faith in humanity.