Silver Tongue

shaxaphone:

growlithed:

bertiebotts-theymeaneveryflavour:

breadboxes:

breadboxes:

what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot 

“where did my van gogh”

the correct pronunciation of “gogh” is “goff”, you uncultured swine

fuck gogh

Well actually, British people pronounce it “goff” and American people pronounce it “go” and unfortunately, both are wrong. Vincent Van Gogh is dutch so his name is actually pronounced “van KHOCK” so suck my gogh

Actually it’s pronounced Go-Ff like in
So you can gogh-uck yourself.

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