taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

THAT NO ONE EVER WAS

ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD 

ARE SO IN LOVE WITH JARED PADALECKI

[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS IN JAPANESE]

I wish one of my teacher’s did this.

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA

MINE IS BEING CREATIVE

[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS FIVE SEPARATE PARTS OF ONE DAY MORE]

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER

[SOMEHOW MANAGES TO SING THE HEDWIGS THEME SONG]

OOOOH WEEEEEOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

*INTENSE DOCTOR WHO THEME SONG SINGING*

CARRY ON YM WAYWARD SOOOOONNNN
*ACCIDENTALLY SINGS THE WHOLE THING*

[SOMEHOW BECOMES 13 DWARVES WITH PLATES AND GLASSES]

*SINGS GREEN DAY’S EYE OF THE TIGER*

*the internet is for porn, the internet is for porn, whyd you think the net was born? Porn, porn, PORN*