Silver Tongue

sexygoatgod:

hipster-trichster:

mistyslay:

heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom

person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?

me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee

person: alright good luck

Me my senior year of highschool

Kid two rows behind me: Psst. Gabby. You wanna party later? -does finger sign for cocaine-

Me: Oh, no thanks. My cats sick.

Kid: Oh alright hope she gets better.

Jr year
friend: hey, I got so vodka, want some?

Me: not really, I’m drawing.

Friend: that’s fine, what are you drawing?

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