And thus we all learn these funfacts about Dissy:

He can’t cook to save his life

He mixes drinks like a pro

Dr. Rorshach (his therapist) recommended he try cooking and offered to help him learn

Clear Slate (you wont know him unless you follow my mod blod) is cannon to this universe and is currently in contact with Rorshach.

(Not April Fools, all those points are fact)