Silver Tongue

outofcontextdnd:

DM: Wait. Hang on. So who all has a telepathy amulet? 

Mage: Me. 

Bard: I’ve got one. 

Elf rogue: Me too. 

DM: … So the three people hiding in crates? 

Mage: We’re not just hiding. We’re talking about how to get out of the shack.

DM: Well, you’re safe from the electricity. But your fighters can’t hear your plans. And they’re getting electrocuted. 

Fighter: It’s cool guys. We’ll wait. 

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