…Coppy? You alright, buddy?
Y-you need some toner or something, pal?
Don’t do this to me, Coppy.
You’re not allowed to make me sad over a freaking MS Office Buddy ripoff, you fucking copy machine.
It’s like the poor little guy is reflecting my life in his dying breaths.
[SAD KENYON NOISES]
This is not funny. This is very sad. why do you torture us so.