whatibelieveandyou:

hullaballoons:

whatibelieveandyou:

hullaballoons:

HELP I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED A PRESIDENTIAL CONSPIRACY

I MADE THIS WEBSITE LIKE 6 YEARS AGO ITS FAKE

EVERYTHING ON IT IS FAKE

I MADE IT ALL UP

AND NOW??????? 

I DID THIS????? THIS VERIFIED FB WOMAN WANTED TO BELIEVE JAMES BUCHANAN THE 15TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES REALLY RAISED PYGMY GOATS IN THE WHITE HOUSE ROSE GARDEN??????

AND NOW??????????

SOMEONE HAS PUBLISHED IT?????????????????????? IT COSTS REAL MONEY???????????? NONE OF THE FACTS ARE REAL SOMEONE HELP ME

yOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. MY DUEL ENROLLMENT PROFESSOR LETS PEOPLE TELL FACTS THEY FIND FOR EXTRA CREDIT AND SOMEONE USED SOME OF THESE AND HE WAS LIKE “OH WOW I NEVER KNEW THAT, INTERESTING.” AND WAS OKAY WITH IT. WE ALL BELIEVED IT. MY HISTORY PROFESSOR BELIEVED THIS. I AM WEAK

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDINNG ME
IM IN ACTUAL TEARS THANK UOU FOR TELLINGM E THIS

I WISH I WAS KIDDING I’M GONNA PISS MYSELF WHEN I SEE HIM ON MONDAY I CAN’T TELL HIM I DON’T HAVE THE HEART