Silver Tongue
Me: *waiting for drink in Starbucks*
Me: *putting on makeup*
Guy: You know nice guys don't like when girls wear so much makeup.
Me: *without looking up* Nice guys like you?
Guy: Well, yea.
Me: Have you ever considered that's why we wear it?
Girl behind me: *spits out coffee laughing*
Guy: Um.
Me: *deadpan look* Nice girls like me don't give a fuck what you like.
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