adurot:

drhanniballecter:

drhanniballecter:

There’s this weird fork statue at my school and apparently several students got together and started worshiping it with sporks

Seriously…

These are all sporks surrounding a much larger spork

The ritual has begun

It’s spring. The thing probably just seeded out is all.

If the sporklings don’t get cut down early they will grow large enough to fight for each others light, water and nutriance. In the end there will only be two, maybe three spork trees. It’s really rare to see more then 5 fully grown sporks in one location due to birds not wanting to take the seeds. THey do however take the sporkings and there is a chance for it to spread to somewhere it can grow on it’s own, unhindered.