Silver Tongue

adurot:

conspicuouslad:

lizzymodblog:

a-random-mod:

lizzymodblog:

I have huge feet.

You know what they say about people with big feet

You’re the fifth person to say that and it’s still not relevant because I do not have a penis.

You know what they say about girls with no penises

You can’t say that on tumblr, Lad!

You know what they say about girls with a penis