Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

hoofprint-is-spooky:

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nostalgiabomb:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy… has had sex.
Goofy… has known a woman biblically.

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

GA-HYUK.

Ariel had sex too

Ariel had to go to sex ed courses. Since she probably has no idea how a human works. 

“OH NEPTUNE! Why am I bleeding once a month!? Help me! The sea witch has cursed me!”

elastigirl also had sex. Thrice in fact.

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