Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy… has had sex.
Goofy… has known a woman biblically.Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
GA-HYUK.
Ariel had sex too
Ariel had to go to sex ed courses. Since she probably has no idea how a human works.
“OH NEPTUNE! Why am I bleeding once a month!? Help me! The sea witch has cursed me!”
elastigirl also had sex. Thrice in fact.