dennys:

pssst. did you know there’s a whole counter culture they don’t want you to know about? when they just stick you in the booth expecting you to not notice? wake up, sheeple. i’ve seen the documents and you wouldn’t believe who’s involved. nasa, the finnish government, the jonas brothers. open your eyes. what do you see? another set of eyes? cause you’re in a booth, man! eating face to face without even questioning the system. but our time is coming. there will be an uprising from the booths, an exodus to the counter culture. i can see it in my third eye. no more booths, just counters. more counters than you can count. with individuals swiveling on bar stools, unfettered, side by side, free. oh no. i’ve said too much.

Dennys what the actual fudge!?