therightnippleofgilgamesh

a genre-aware white haired anime boy that dyes his hair in protagonist colours in an attempt to avoid his tragic fate

iporygon

Anime mom untying her side ponytail when shit starts going down to avoid death

peppapigvevo

black-haired rival anime boy who talks way too much to avoid being the silent but respected rival

sassking-trevor

Pink haired anime girl who avoids the protagonist at all costs because she has zero interest in him and doesn’t want to become the love interest.

peppapigvevo

disproportionately large-breasted anime girl who only wears baggy sweaters and ankle-length pleated skirts in ugly plaids because she doesn’t want to become the fanservice character

mihrstears

Someone do this…

silver-tongues-blog

Plain background character with no major defining features, short black hair and glasses desperately trying to be the protagonist.