this explains a lot
They were like, “Why are we feeding ourselves and shitting in the desert when we could enslave the humans. They’ll feed us and provide warm laps and boxes not intended for our naptime pleasure and we’ll vomit in their shoes, but they will think us adorable, even when we bite them. ENSLAVE THE HUMANS! THEY ARE TOO STUPID TO KNOW OUR PLANS! MWAHAHAHAA!”
Accurate.
no LITERALLY CATS DOMESTICATED THEMSELVES. Humans had grain stores with lots of mice, and the cats waltzed in themselves and started eating them.
The humans immediately took a shine to them, and welcomed the cats into their homes and started loving them because they kept away vermin and the cats stayed because they wanted to.
Also cats were spread across cultures as agriculture spread. LITERALLY HERE IS GRAIN WOW MAKE FOOD ALSO HERE IS CAT. CAT HELP. Pass it along as part of the farming starter kit.And now, cats are endemic on EVERY SINGLE CONTINENT. Human expansion is just a vehicle for advancing cat domination of the planet.
I accept our feline overlords.
whydoievenneedablog liked this
hobgoblinlookinass liked this zakookoo liked this
rexhbk liked this
won-derlxnd reblogged this from melonbeebee
won-derlxnd liked this
ihavemace reblogged this from bookworm555 lainha liked this
orgath liked this oricokki reblogged this from flotorshi
oricokki liked this
blynnd-say liked this justremainingmyself liked this
wishfulcynic reblogged this from orion-the-onion
cricketcat9 liked this
boatsyourfloat reblogged this from orion-the-onion orion-the-onion reblogged this from maawi1253
orion-the-onion liked this
maawi1253 reblogged this from geekhyena
maawi1253 liked this dmnsqrl reblogged this from guywholooksliketaylorswiftfan
dmnsqrl liked this
iwannaban0nym0us liked this
shtlord reblogged this from lesboflow
ksddkskdkd liked this
luckyurbanite liked this
genablack96 reblogged this from mezzomarinaio
genablack96 liked this
sab-bina liked this paris-in-flames liked this
lough-ness reblogged this from mezzomarinaio
lough-ness liked this admelioraaa liked this
vipee-plus-ultra reblogged this from liyrical
reallycrookedtrash liked this
lostinsidemyminds liked this
kat-walrus liked this
whotooklortan liked this
maple-wood liked this
maycelium reblogged this from meowdejavu
maycelium liked this
rpgnerd liked this padeko liked this
ithelonelywolfblr liked this casiescreatures reblogged this from poludnitsainthefield
did-you-know posted this
- Show more notes
