my friend was playing tf2 for the first time
him: How do I lie down?
me: Lie down?
him: Yeah, how do I lay down?
me: Why would you lie down?
him: It helps you dodge bullets right
me: Uh well you can crouch with Ctrl
him: Dude I just shot someone right in the head and he didn't die
me: Maybe you didn't do enough damage
him: What do you mean, damage? He's got a bullet in his head!
me: Were you scoped?
him: No
me: Didn't do enough damage
him: What?? Also did someone just beat me to death with a frying pan
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