him How do I lie down?

me Lie down?

him Yeah, how do I lay down?

me Why would you lie down?

him It helps you dodge bullets right

me Uh well you can crouch with Ctrl

him Dude I just shot someone right in the head and he didn't die

me Maybe you didn't do enough damage

him What do you mean, damage? He's got a bullet in his head!

me Were you scoped?

him No

me Didn't do enough damage

him What?? Also did someone just beat me to death with a frying pan