kitsunebushi:

imaginarily:

LMAO WHAT

Question: why is this such a common mating thing people with penises try? I don’t think there has ever been someone who has seen a dick and automatically married the person behind the dick. Why? It’s like do you really think that tiny thing will make me date you? Or big thing? Why do I even give a fuck about your reproduction organ? I’m not reproducing a damn thing with someone who would send me a penis picture before even asking me what my favorite food is.

because there are a bunch of guys out there raised to think that all a woman cares about is the size of their dick. Personally I blame the media and lack of parenting for showing unrealistic relationship standards.