“Homosexuality is wrong, the Bible says it!”
So is:
- wearing two different fabrics
- eating pigs and rabbits
- wearing torn clothes
- having short hair
- having tattoos
- having more than one type of plant in your garden
- going to church in the first 2 months after you’ve given birth
- masturbating
- wearing jewlery
- remarrying
- women saying anything in church, ever
- eating lobsters
- divorcing
- eating fat
- touching women who are on their periods are touching something that has been touched by a woman who is on her period
- cross breeding
- people with flat noses becoming priests (?)
- cheating
- saying God’s name
- gossiping
- going to church if your balls are injured in any way
- wizards (?)
so we’re all going to hell anyways.
this is the post I’ve been looking for
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