mxcleod:

mxcleod:

mxcleod:

my little sister has locked me in my room because i am now her “prisoner” and i am not allowed to leave or talk to anyone so she is making sure no one can talk to me except through her (basically yelling through the door since shes afraid of opening it) and where she frequently says “you are my prisoner” and “you must bow before me” 

what she doesnt realize is that i have my computer, my phone, my stereo, a wide assortment of chocolates, two gallons of water, and the promise of not being bothered.

this is the greatest prison sentence ever

she just told me that if i dont start behaving correctly by telling her how great and beautiful she is, she is going to put me in the “isolation room” and she wont tell me what the “isolation room” is and im sort of curious

update: its under her bed and im sort of terrified about whats down here