doxian:

beastlyart:

ofhounds:

things girls do that i love:

• become active primarily at night
• have soft, thin, waxy black wings
• use echolocation to find prey
• eat over a thousand bugs in one hour
• live in large groups in dark damp caves
• go into torpor (regulated hypothermia that can last several months) in order to survive harsh long winters
• some of them drink blood which fucking rules

If a girl gets lost or stuck in your house, leave the windows open and the girl will usually vacate on her own. If necessary you can slip a coffee can over her or catch her in a blanket. Don’t touch a girl without thick protective gloves. Although girls do not have a higher percentage of carrying rabies than other animals, and in fact get a bad rap because of it, they are more likely to be handled by people when downed or injured. Subsequently, more people are bitten by rabid girls than other animals. Be safe!

Please also be aware that depending on where you live the chances of you encountering a blood drinking girl is very low.  Many types of girls prefer to eat bugs, fruit, or pollen instead. So don’t be afraid, just give girls their space and they’ll fly off on their own business. Most girls aren’t interested in humans.