Silver Tongue

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According to Mario’s Japanese trophy description in Melee, Mario is 26 years old.

Which seems young enough

But Bowser was also a baby in Yoshi’s Island.

Which means Bowser is also around 26 years old

Bowser isn’t a hot dad he’s a hot young man in his prime

mario is a 26-year old man from brooklyn with a handlebar mustache this changes everything

Confirmed Mario drinks Craft Beers EXCLUSIVELY 

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