aries moody as fuck

taurus too stubborn to agree on anything with their partner plus already in a relationship with food

gemini not committed enough and never has the time

cancer too busy crying and watching tv

leo too needy

virgo still waiting for their manic pixie dream girl/boy to save the day

libra no reason ur perfect

scorpio trust issues and jealousy

sagittarius ur always drunk or hyper and u don't know what you want

capricorn too dry and serious abut everything

aquarius too insensitive

pisces would rather daydream about a relationship than actually have one