you mean pecan is ………… not…………pronounced pee-can ……..
my cowboy spurs rattle ominously. the sun is high over my head and i tip my cowboy hat as i spit my shewing tobacco. banjo music plays in the background. in a southern drawl, just barely loud enough to hear, i whisper “no you fucking yankee its peh-con
the fuck is a pehcon
pehcon deez nuts
I pronounce is Puh Kahn
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