benfoldsone

this is some horror movie shit

lucentgallivanter

#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos

Examining the other evidence, we find:

  • Feeds other people his own blood
  • An affinity for crucifixes
  • Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it
theloa

Shows up uninvited in people’s houses
Can’t turn into a bat

emmalyn

  • What Mediterranean guy doesn’t like garlic?
Source: goopypaltrow