kelpiesnshit:

My little sister just came up to me and said 

“Did you know we’re made out of silk? God made us.”

And, like, I know I’m a Satanist and was raised half-Jewish for most of my life but like…I think I have a handle on the bible and I”m pretty sure God made Adam out of like thin air and Eve out of his rib?

I thought Adam was made of clay.

  1. touhouagogo answered: God made Adam out of the dirt and Eve out of his rib
  2. ask-the-knightly-bros answered: Mod: Actually he came from the earth itself.
  3. ask-cataclysm answered: noh he made adam out of clay right… or was it earth? i might be wrong though
  4. zsteube answered: God is a spider. Confirmed for 2015.
  5. silver-tongues-blog reblogged this from hollllow and added:
    I thought Adam was made of clay.
  6. the-shady-bacon answered: From what I googled, man was made from dust
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