My little sister just came up to me and said
“Did you know we’re made out of silk? God made us.”
And, like, I know I’m a Satanist and was raised half-Jewish for most of my life but like…I think I have a handle on the bible and I”m pretty sure God made Adam out of like thin air and Eve out of his rib?
I thought Adam was made of clay.
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touhouagogo answered:
God made Adam out of the dirt and Eve out of his rib mehandmoremeh liked this
ask-the-knightly-bros answered: Mod: Actually he came from the earth itself.
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noh he made adam out of clay right… or was it earth? i might be wrong though twic0rd liked this
zsteube answered: God is a spider. Confirmed for 2015.
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I thought Adam was made of clay.
the-shady-bacon answered: From what I googled, man was made from dust
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