itsalwayssunnyingotham:

Essay I spent 6 hours on my computer got lost when the electricity went out during another Joker scheme at the power plant #OnlyinGotham #FUU

was in a hostage situation until THE batman showed up and kicked ASS!! got personally carried by bats himself as he swung us out the building. no str8 man wears that much tights ;) LOL #onlyingotham

Cops won’t shoot Mr Freeze or Joker yet “fear for their lives” when “handling” cases involving people of color #OnlyinGotham

#onlyingotham can ur 78 yr old grandma be accused of spearheading an elaborate bank heist. turned out to be clayface smh

worst thing supervillains brought to Gotham wasnt the trail of madness and destruction. it the wave of college students taking Psych101 to analyze the Joker #OnlyInGotham #GSU

finally got my introverted daughter to get out of the house right as the joker toxin was released. now paying for homeschool -.- #onlyingotham

Moved to Gotham cuz San Diego literally sank underwater. Think swimming with the sharks is better than watching out for Penguins&Crocs #Onlyingotham #subdiego

“THIS CITY IS MINE” says the loud booming voice. blows up random ass buildings. ignores the political/corporate/economic factors #onlyinGotham