jwlives

things to say during a sex:

  • i’m ready
  • did you see my underwear? did you want to?
  • bring it around town
  • am i a pretty girl?
  • be assertive, not in-sertive
  • … at night
  • MY LEG
  • are you feeling it now mr krabs
  • EEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL
  • leedle-leedle-leedle-lee
  • not when i shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
endeavouragainsttheworld

I knew I should’ve gotten the turbo.

tooast

chocolate? CHOCOLATEEEEE

eight-times-nine

BACKINGUPBACKINGUPBACKINGUPBACKINGUPBACKINGUPBACKINGUP

silver-tongues-blog

Technique technique technique technique