Silver Tongue
Salty Spitoon vs Weenie Hut Jr’s.

jestre:

its-heiress-actually:

palahniu-k:

fh-horoscopes:

Salty Spitoon: Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius 

Weenie Hut Jr’s: Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Pisces

accurate

Super Weenie Hut Jr’s: Taurus, Cancer, Pisces

I hate seeing horoscopes get the shit deal when I know people in the signs who are the opposite in things like these. I know this is a joke, but it gets more annoying each time you see your zodiac get treated like they’re the bottom of the metaphorical totem pole.

It’s almost like horoscopes are complete fucking bullshit

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