dashbeardconfessional

STRONG IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF WEAK

hbreckel

I live on the second floor, I refuse to take multiple trips to get my groceries. And I only use one arm to carry the groceries because I’m the strongest person on the planet.

adurot

All the bags get carried in one hand no matter how many there are, the 24 pack of diet dr pepper gets carried by itself in the other hand.

silver-tongues-blog

I live on a third floor apartment and I still refuse to take more than one trip