Okay! My friend accused me of being a mother duck (and that I spend way too much time at the school theater) 
Like an idiot I told her to prove it. She had me empty my bag and i was made to promise to show tumblr.

We got school books and such. This is normal. Cool. 

Headphones, phone charger, and portable phone charger. You know what? I am electronically prepared. 

Emergency stuff. This is normal. These are normal things…

Well… I have an excessive amount of fidget/stim toys. Things to do…  I use them when I need them and give them to any friends that are anxious or bothering me.

Sometimes people have food. I have food. Granted I’m usually feeding others my food. That is not helping my point, but food is normal for a backpack! Sorta…

OKAY. I’M NOT HAVING ANY OF MY FRIENDS GET PREGNANT OR GET SOMEONE PREGNANT OR NOT PRACTICE SAFE SEX. I’M IN HIGHSCHOOL. THIS HAPPENS. 

And then… Okay, deodorant, toothbrush, toothpaste, band-aids, antibiotic ointment, chapstick, Excedrin, pads.(My First said kit is MIA)
I am a male and I only carry the pads for my female friends who may need them… and most of the other stuff for others….

Am I really a mother duck?

Yes. Yes, I am.