When the chaotic neutral rogue is hungry

outofcontextdnd:

DM: So you guys have bee traveling for a while and have started to get really hungry

Rogue: I bight the flesh of my horse and try to eat it whole.

DM… 

Rolls and gets a natural 20

DM: *sigh* you instinctively bight the main arteries of the horse and as it’s bleeding out you begin to devour its flesh.

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