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Uncomfortable MCU summaries
Iron Man: two rich dudes in suits cause collateral damage
The Incredible Hulk: man is discouraged from treating his anger issues
Iron Man 2: industrialist frustrates Congress
Captain America: man uses performance enhancing drugs to beat up a burn victim
Thor: family argument nearly causes genocide
The Avengers: hostile immigrants cause property damage
Iron Man 3: man with PTSD has an unpleasant Christmas
The Dark World: two brothers go on a road trip and things turn violent
The Winter Soldier: thousands lose jobs as government agency is forcibly shut down
Guardians of the Galaxy: a small animal and a houseplant kill people
Daredevil: blind guy fights an autistic man
Age of Ultron: Pinocchio is an asshole
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