divorcedreality

george washington rises from the dead

“you done fucked up”

“the fuck did i tell you about political parties”

the-prince-is-right

“I SAID FOUR GODDAMN THINGS, AMERICA. POLITICAL PARTIES ARE DANGEROUS.  PAY OFF THE FUCKING DEBT. ISOLATIONISM! AND FREE FUCKING TRADE! SO WHAT DO YOU DO? ‘OH LET’S SPLIT THE GOVERNMENT! LET’S SPEND WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH! LET’S MAKE ALLIANCES!’ GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AMERICA! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I WILL TURN THIS COUNTRY AROUND.

deansurvived

Zombie George Washington for President 2k15

silver-tongues-blog

Unfortunately you can only serve two terms and he already did. If washington did somehow come up from the dead, he cannot run for president again.