slimeportal:

hoofprint-is-spooky:

a-random-mod:

deansurvived:

the-prince-is-right:

divorcedreality:

george washington rises from the dead

“you done fucked up”

“the fuck did i tell you about political parties”

“I SAID FOUR GODDAMN THINGS, AMERICA. POLITICAL PARTIES ARE DANGEROUS.  PAY OFF THE FUCKING DEBT. ISOLATIONISM! AND FREE FUCKING TRADE! SO WHAT DO YOU DO? ‘OH LET’S SPLIT THE GOVERNMENT! LET’S SPEND WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH! LET’S MAKE ALLIANCES!’ GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AMERICA! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I WILL TURN THIS COUNTRY AROUND.

Zombie George Washington for President 2k15

Unfortunately you can only serve two terms and he already did. If washington did somehow come up from the dead, he cannot run for president again.

As Futurama showed, if he comes back with a robot body instead, then he can go up for reelection again. 

Yeah, but knowing Nixon, he probably had to bribe a few people just to get that loophole to work

Of course that was only a thing after FDR served more than two terms and the people realized that a president could be elected a lot of times and that could be potentially bad. So they made the limit be two terms, due to before it wasn’t an official rule but the presidents just sort of did it because Washington only served two terms before fucking off to wherever. So because the rule is based on how many washington served, he could possibly run more times.