fight-against-feminism:

waffleguppies:

rubitsart:

Waffles: i’m just reading about how this Egyptologist came across jars full of honey
so naturally they started eating it

Me: haha
science!

Waffles: then one of the party remarked on a hair in the honey he was dipping bread in
they found more hair and pulled on it and ‘the body of a small child appeared, in good state of preservation, with all limbs intact and well dressed, with ornaments’

Me: GOOD LORD

Waffles: it is not recorded if any of the party ever ate anything ever again

Me: bluagh guahg
so it was a child in a big jar of honey? 
they were really going at it?
not just tasting huh

Waffles: yeah they must have been really nomming it

Me: the messed up adventures of winnie the pooh

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OH BOTHER

I AM SLAIN

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