Waffles: i’m just reading about how this Egyptologist came across jars full of honey
so naturally they started eating itMe: haha
science!Waffles: then one of the party remarked on a hair in the honey he was dipping bread in
they found more hair and pulled on it and ‘the body of a small child appeared, in good state of preservation, with all limbs intact and well dressed, with ornaments’Me: GOOD LORD
Waffles: it is not recorded if any of the party ever ate anything ever again
Me: bluagh guahg
so it was a child in a big jar of honey?
they were really going at it?
not just tasting huhWaffles: yeah they must have been really nomming it
Me: the messed up adventures of winnie the pooh
OH BOTHER
I AM SLAIN
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