Silver Tongue

equalistmako:

teejay-kay:

equalistmako:

The next time someone rudely asks me “so… what are you?” as a way of trying to figure out my race, I’m gonna answer as nervously as possible with “hahah ahah ahaha… human? liKE YOU?” and then walk about 3 feet away from them before stage whispering into my watch “I fear the humans are beginning to catch on. I believe it’s now time to proceed with Plan E.”

What amuses me is the Plan E part. That means several other plans have failed. You are a terrible secret agent.

[sweats and whispers into watch] “They’re definitely onto us.”

Reblogged 8 years ago from deep-sea-prince (Originally from equalistmako)
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    Idk guys they seem pretty trustworthy to me
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