As you can see by this picture I took of my big brothers penis FOR SCIENCE, the kelpie penis is definitely more attractive and proper. I’ll give you a run down of the anatomy to educate you on why we have so much better genitals for our males.
A. The feelers of the penis. These are flabby and very flexible, like your normal pony ears and human earlobes. This provides extra stimulation, making sure that the male ejaculates a proper amount to assert his dominance or impregnate the female.
B. These special nubs provide much of the same stimulation as the feelers, but when these are rubbed they produce a special lubricating and protective gel, helping the male mate faster, more effectively, and with better ease. They only produce this gen when the male is fully erect and being stimulated, making the gel something that some people sell and buy for consumption and lubrication.
C. Barbs simple and true. These help dig into the insides to make sure breeding and domination goes through completely. While the other can break away from the male, it will result in their innards being ripped open and savaged more. As the penis gets harder, the barbs stick out more and more until in their fully erect position, as shown here.
D. The sheath, where the un-erect penis resides. When the male is ready to mate or dominate, his penis slowly comes out of the skin until fully erect, when he is done, it withdraws back into the protective pouch. This keeps the penis clean and sensitive.