officialunitedstates

FACT OF THE DAY:  the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it.  that’s the only reason.

basicallybeesus

what if you bring a second shovel that you put in the fridge beforehand to make it cold

officialunitedstates

yeah that’ll work

silver-tongues-blog

But there are two halves of the earth. The second shovel would eventually melt. You need a third shovel to get all the way through.