I hope one day Taylor Swift one day releases a song about her cats just so the media could sit and wonder which one of her fictional and non fictional lovers used to vomit in her shoes, rip up her furniture and bring her dead things as piece offerings.
freddie mercury did exactly this. look up the lyrics to Delilah. several people were quite worried that there was a woman who peed on his furniture.
please taylorswift
I would love that